Orbital
Orbital Mesh
Satellites that won't shut up. About you.
Nobody knows what we do. That's the whole point.
- Sector
- 00
- Status
- Dark
- Uplink
- ???
- Mode
- Ghost
Division 01 // Defense
The night shift runs itself now.
Satellites, drones, and other things we can't talk about. None of it is watching you. Probably.
Ground
Autonomous Units
Robot dogs. They remember faces. Yours included.
Off-world
Lunar Outposts
Moon base. Slow wifi. No neighbors. Great views.
Logistics
Rocket Platforms
Reusable rockets. They come back. You wish they didn't.
- Reuse rate~haunted
- Drone moraleuncanny
- Paperworkself-filed
Sandbox
Conflict Sandbox
War, but pretend. Zero casualties. Imaginary refunds.
No units deployed. No wars waged. A toy war room with delusions.
Infrastructure
Map Fabric
We mapped everything. Even the parts you hid.
Live Mission Map
Watch nothing happen in real time.
Division 02 // Offense
Invest in being human. And your plants.
Buy the future. It ships never. Checkout is a state of mind.
Neural Bloom
A plant with a brain chip. Water it. Become it.
♢ 9,400
Solar Roof Garden
Your roof is a datacenter now. The tomatoes are online.
♢ 12,200
Consciousness Translator
Hear your cat's thoughts. It's mostly contempt.
♢ 6,750
Singularity Starter Kit
One consciousness. Billed monthly. Can't cancel.
♢ ∞
Grass-to-Cloud
The lawn is listening. The lawn remembers.
♢ N/A
Pending clearance
Pet-to-Human
Your dog will text you. About its feelings. At 3am.
♢ N/A
Pending clearance
The Vision
So bright we dimmed it on purpose.
By 2049 every roof thinks. Every garden mines. Every cat judges you in 4K.
The singularity isn't an event. It's a subscription. Can't unsubscribe.
Flying saucers deliver groceries and bad news. We didn't predict it. We billed it.
Transmission
Find us. Or don't.
Six channels. One signal. We're probably not watching.